Countdown With Keith Olbermann, S2E158: Drowsy J. Trump Falls Asleep At His Own Trial

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• SPECIAL COMMENT: Seriously?
• Donald Trump fell asleep at his trial yesterday. First trial. First day. First session. Fell asleep. Upright. At the trial that could end with him going to prison. During the trial.

Maybe it’s time for a new variation on this meme …

• But it’s Biden with the stamina problem. Biden, who’s too old. Trump fell asleep. At the defense table. But we should be worried about Biden. Trump fell asleep during discussion of his own tweets, his own threats, his own lawyers’ insistence that this is the greatest witchhunt and Abraham Lincoln got off easily compared to this and whatever else they said. “His mouth going slack and his head drooping onto his chest,” she added later in the paper.
• If this had happened to Biden — if this had happened to Biden at wherever HE might be that could be, what, one one-thousandth as serious as Trump’s trial involving PRISON TIME — if this had happened to Biden it would be the only thing on the news, the only thing on television, the only thing on the internet, the only thing in all forms of extra-sensory communication.

As it is, we get headlines like: “Trump falls asleep during trial … How does this hurt Joe Biden’s reelection chances?”

• Don’t worry the media will go back to telling voters that what they should be worried about is how sleepy President Biden is. And don’t worry, Don Snore-leone wasn’t sleeping for HIMSELF — he was sleeping for the sake of the January 6th hostages.
• The other true headline from the trial is that this is NOT a trial about Trump paying off a porn star to keep their sex secret from his wife or even from the public. This is a trial about Trump interfering with the 2016 election by illegally suppressing facts that the voters should’ve KNOWN and JUDGED for themselves. Voters in the General Election. Voters in the primary. Trump is NOT on trial for Hush Money. Trump is NOT on trial for banging a porn star. Trump is on trial for his favorite crime, the one he never stops talking about. TRUMP … IS ON TRIAL … FOR ELECTION INTERFERENCE.
• This happened as Biden’s poll streak (ahead in Politico, cuts Trump’s NY Times lead from 5 to 1) is so dominant now even some reporters have noticed. I mean Jonathan Martin tweets: “I’ll say it: there’s an elite tendency to assign Trump a better chance to win than he merits, to show THIS TIME you’re not out of touch.”
• Of course he didn’t mean reporters. He meant foreign diplomats. Because you’ve seen them on TV: America’s political reporters clearly don’t own MIRRORS!

They’d be useless. Mirrors do not reflect images of the undead.

B-Block

• THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: Five of them! Elon Musk continues to be Russia’s streetwalker (and Marjorie Bitter Greene helps).

• CNN cancels its top news show (Charles Barkley and Gayle King).

Now we know … King Charles lasted longer than King & Charles.

• Angela Stanton King, another RFK Jr staffer, beclowns him (and turns out to have been pardoned by Trump and seems to still be working for him). Comedian Rob Schneider was so beyond-the-pale that even Republican Senate staffers walked out of his set. And 48 hours later, Governor Chris Sununu of New Hampshire continues to prove he is our Franz Von Papen, the cynical German politician who brokered the deal to launch the 3rd Reich because it was ONLY politics.

C-Block

• THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL: The passing of Fritz Peterson is marked by many as the end to an extraordinary sports story of half a century ago where New York Yankees teammates “traded lives” (and, incidentally, wines). By others it’s the loss of the statistically-best pitcher ever to call original Yankee Stadium home. To me, he was the man from whom I took away his bid for a no-hitter. Seriously.